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If I didn’t know any better I’d think that passive aggressive behavior never accomplished anything. But hey what do I know?

posted 1 week ago

cavycas:

Destiel!Endverse AU;

He lets his head fall back listlessly and holds his breath to allow his body a chance to adjust and unwind under the gentle but enthusiastic stimulation of his lover’s mouth. The smoke folds into every nerve and muscle, relaxing his posture and mind alike long after he exhales. 

Castiel takes his time easing his lips down the length of Dean’s member, humming at the thickness and savoring the pulsing weight against his tongue. He bobs slowly, salivating generously and toying with the dense vein along the underside of Dean’s cock on every descent. A hand in his air is what ultimately pulls him from his task.

He looks up at Dean through half lidded eyes, the vibrant blue of his eyes just halos around his blown out pupils. Cas meets Dean’s gaze first before gradually straying to lock on to the joint his fearless leader is holding out to him. 

Castiel accepts it without hesitation but pauses when Dean pulls it away just out of reach. He blinks curiously but catches on quickly as Dean lowers his hand again, placing the end of the joint between Cas’ lips and eyeing him throughout his steady inhale with a powerful yet affectionate stare. 

Dean plucks the blunt from Castiel’s mouth and places it back in his own, lips twitching upwards at the corner when Cas exhales against his dick. He notices the former angel’s eyelids getting heavy and smiles when Cas nuzzles up against his thigh. 

Smiling, he hunches over and effortlessly scoops the other man up and off the floor by his armpits. Cas straddles his lap and slumps against his bare chest with a quiet hum, settling in Dean’s warm embrace.

"Will you follow me?" Dean’s voice vibrates him to the very core, so deep and penetrative.

Before Castiel can answer, Dean is carding a hand through his hair, easing his head back, and shotgunning the thick smoke right into his mouth. The sensation has Cas parting his lips obediently and inhaling deep before shakily closing the distance between them and claiming Dean’s lips in a desperate, heated kiss. 

He whispers against his mouth, “Always.”


Someone help me… There’s a monster next to me who screams “Nutella” randomly, and we only have a 800g jar that I’m sure won’t survive another day

thejunkiexangel:

Nutella kiss from therighteousleader that looks like baby shit on my face… BEAUTIFUL!!!

thejunkiexangel:

Nutella kiss from therighteousleader that looks like baby shit on my face… BEAUTIFUL!!!


GUYS

REMEMBER THAT TUMBLR INSIDER THAT IF WE MEET WE SAY THAT ONE CODE WORD “I liek your shoe laces” NAD THE REPLY “thank you, i stole it from the president”

I WAS ON OKCUPID AND THERE WAS THIS GIRL WHO MESSAGED ME AND BY THE END OF ONE MESSAGE SHE WENT: “…so I guess I like your shoelaces”

WHOEVER MADE THAT CODE WORD POST

I HOPE YOU GET 100 FREE PIZZAS


Anonymous asked: "HI kinda have a silly question about German (Yup. I'm taking you up on that offer)...I always have a difficult time with the different "the". I know it depends whether it's neutral, masculine or feminine, but I don't understand what qualifies as what"

OH JC I know your pain, friend.

Well before I give you some help, I have to warn you: german.is.fucked.up. SERIOUSLY.

Okay here is a helpful site I found: x but first watch the video of this guy who explains it really well, maybe you should check out more of his videos, he appears really good at explaining german: x

Asides from that I can just tell you (at least that’s what some other native speakers told me who spoke german) that the more you use german in daily life the more you get a feeling for it and sometimes know or guess the gender without even having to think hard about it. But if you wanna practice it in a verbal way or something like that, I could give you my skype name and you can hit me and ask me stuff whenever you want to.


orderonlycomesfrompain replied to your post: Gonna have a breakfast- picnic with th…

[have fun!]

ty bby <3


Gonna have a breakfast- picnic with thejunkiexangel in the park today yaaay!!!

Oh yeah and about my absence- I got a new job and when I get home that fucker (aka thejunkiexangel) is there to cling me but when it gets more relaxed with my work and when I find more time, I’ll try to get more onto tumblr and do replies and all that.


SCREAMS BECAUSE ILL DRIVE TO THE AIRPORT RN TO PICK UP thejunkiexangel AND I CANT CONTAIN MY ASHGFSJKKFD SO I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA TURN INTO A BIRD AND EXPLODE ALL OVER HUMANITY


interstellarsoftime:

Once you’ve been tagged list 6 things you and your muse have in common and 6 things you don’t. Then pass this along to some other people. 

tagged by interstellarsoftime

6 Similarities between Mun & Muse:

  •  Both our favorite meals is BACON CHEESE BURGER and favorite drinks Whiskey
  • Dean and I are selfless and selfish at the same time (even though neither of us really believe the “selfless” part)
  • We are both bad at dealing with romantic love and relationships and rather deny ourselves that we have feelings in any way for them so we have a lot of one-night-stands and barely remember any name of them anymore >.>
  • Both of us are dominant dicks and can’t deal with authority unless we’re in charge
  • When we feel betrayed, hurt or anything like that, we turn cold or don’t mention it, but we both have a hot temper and can be dicks about lots of shit.
  • We both swear a lot and ADORE SHOWERING

6 Differences between Mun & Muse:

  • Even though I usually don’t like that cheesy romance-crap I can still tell someone that I love them, while Dean can’t.
  • Dean is amazing with cars and mechanics while I’m more of a artistic person and don’t know shit how to fix a car. 
  • I’m bad-shit-crazy and a weird shit and well Dean isn’t.
  • Dean grew up in a sort of freelancer-style from child on, I grew up very differently
  • Dean’s more courageous and devoted than I am
  • I like listening to a lot of kinds of music, including Rock, Indie, etc- Dean just sticks for good ol’ rock’n’roll

Tagging:

thejunkiexangel, deangoddamnedwinchester, reinainfierno, coinquinatus, deiarma, prxvidor, popcultureliedtoyou, itstheendbaby, seberhardt


OH GOD SOME NUMBER JUST CALLED ME AND IT WAS A CHICK FROM A JOB I APPLIED FOR

AND I SERIOUSLY FORGOT HOW TO GERMAN AND I PANICKED AND SPOKE IN ENGLISH AND I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SWITCH BACK

GERMAN

IS MY FUCKING NATIVE LANGUAGE


therighteousleader asked: "Are u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt"

coinquinatus:

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Anonymous asked: "i'm so happy that you exist"

thank you.


sending out applications for jobs IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS

CANT I JUST LIKE

GO THERE

AND SCREAM

"HIRE ME OR ILL KILL YOU"